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The bible says you can`t buy your way into heaven but there isn`t a church in the country that won`t encourage you to try.
Thank you, True Crime, for saying that was a reenactment. I was pretty upset your camera person didn`t stop that murder.
I always hate when I miss out on wear your pajamas to Wal-Mart night.
My greatest talent is being able to watch 5 years worth of a TV shows in one week.
I always tell myself there is no such thing as a stupid question, but everyday someone tries to change my mind
Now that I`m turning 40, I need to be careful about what I eat and drink and make sure I am getting my nutrients. That is why I just added pulp-free Orange Juice to my Vodka.
A new study found that legalizing marijuana in Colorado has created more than 10,000 jobs...by keeping Taco Bell open 24 hours.
What’s the answer to this question?
I think my problem is that I have really fantastic bad ideas...
This day is going downhill faster than a wagon full of fat kids!
Sometimes I sit and wonder what the world would be like if I wasn`t awesome ... That would be scary.
If you enter a room and there`s no food, you`re in the wrong room.
Would you like to save money on your car insurance? Walk ... Just sayin
The phrase “Ignore it and it will go away.” does NOT apply to being chased by a dozen cop cars.....trust me on this one.
I never used to mind my wife hitting me in the face as she climaxed until I found out she was faking it.