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Why I don’t like people: 1% logical reasons. 99% just because.
It`s so cold out, I just seen a woman in 2 pairs of pajamas at Walmart...
That`s a horrible idea ... What time?
The only thing I understand about Algebra: I look at my X and I wonder Y
I really like it when women check me out, they seem to be able to work the register a lot better than men.
Why isn`t Hungary`s capital city called "Very"
As I slide down this bannister we call life, you, and you alone, are the splinter in my ass
More people would call the Gambling Addicts Helpline if they made every 5th caller a winner.
There are so many things in life I still need to lick.
Part of being sane is being a little bit crazy.
On demand sucks. Hoarders made me fill up the dumpster and clean the house. Now I want to collect coupons and go to the pawn shop....
I was trying to have a mature arguement but "look, you ignorant f*cktard" just popped out
Who ever invented the knock knock joke should get the no bell prize.
AWESOME!
I like to think the automatic soap dispenser is just really happy to see me.