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Teamwork is just another way of saying we will soon be sharing in the blame equally.
Geez. I make one little mistake and my pharmacist now adds "by mouth" on the prescription label.
I feel like I could give a great NBA locker room speech. "Guys, we`re all millionaires, none of this matters."
I`m glad I learned about parallelograms instead of how to do taxes. It`s really come in handy this parallelogram season.
Its not my fault if I blame everyone for my mistakes...right?
If by "help you cook" you mean drink wine in the kitchen while you do the work, then yes, I`d love to help you cook.
I removed my windshield wipers and now I don`t get parking tickets. Suck it meter maids!
This day is going downhill faster than a wagon full of fat kids!
How do we know that all the ancient Greek sculptures aren`t just victims of Medusa?
Yawning is our body`s way of saying 10% of battery remaining.
life is short play naked
I love updating my Facebook status while crossing the stre
Hate it when I feel my phone vibrate in my pocket and it’s not even in there.
I wish there was a room where we could go and see all the stuff we have ever lost.
Have you ever loved someone so much, you wanted to keep them hidden from the world and all to yourself? Well, apparently its called kidnapping