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If I don`t `like` your post it`s because I don`t care...
The adult version of Operation is trying not to break a tortilla chip while dipping it into a jar of salsa.
I want my next girl to be crazy but more "Lets have sex in public" crazy rather than "I throw hot coffee in your face" crazy.
My doctor asked me if I drink to excess. I told him I would drink to anything.
What Meatloaf wouldn`t do for love I would probably do for a six pack.
I`m now at the age where if I see a nice nursing home, I make a mental note of it.
Liquor makes me happy, You ..... not so much.
Everyone always talks about the early bird. How about the early worm? How´d that work out for him?
How long does it take possums to realize when one of them is actually dead?
I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.
Farting isn`t ladylike? Well, neither is giving a blowjob, but I have never heard you complaining about that!
Today`s Big Idea: Coffee eye drops.
Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it`s up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with!!
I haven`t owned a watch for I don`t know how long.
I`m not getting married till Pizza Hut allows gift registry.