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I`d rather be in a relationship where no one wears the pants.
"I love Justin bieber" well I love McDonalds but you don`t see me making an account pretending to be a f*cking chicken nugget do you...
I`m an adult. I can eat a cupcake for breakfast & call it a muffin if I want
I`m in therapy to learn how to deal with people who should be in therapy
I think I really have an amazing butt. Every time I talk to someone and start walking off they say "what an ass.."
Rubix cubes are EASY....when you`re color blind.
You should see the sh!t I don`t post.
Convincing my dog I really threw the ball is the closest I’ll ever get to being a magician.
Smile, it´s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
My boyfriend woke up this morning with a huge smile on his face. I love sharpies
Currently helping my sister look for her chocolate`s I ate 4hrs ago.
I wish I could understand what women with big boobs are saying.
Copy this and paste it in your status if you know someone, or have heard of someone who knows someone.. If you don´t know anyone, or even if you´ve heard of someone who doesn´t know anyone, then do still copy this. It´s important to spread the message. Oh and the hearts ? ? ? ? For crap´s sake, don´t forget the hearts! ? ? ? ?
If you were dating an FBI agent and you broke up, they would be your fed ex.
Facebook is a lot like a fridge. When you`re bored you keep opening and closing it every couple of minutes to see if there`s anything good, but nothing ever changes :b