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I used to date a girl with a lazy eye, but she was seeing someone on the side.
I swear I just go to the strip club for the music.
No one is more confident than a drunk girl wearing a guy’s hat sideways.
Could you guys just scroll a little? I was really funny yesterday.
I had to leave the bowling alley right in the middle of the game. I didn`t have time to spare.
Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses.
You say I’m dirty minded, but how did you understand what I meant?
I keep seeing studies finding fecal matter on things. Anyone considered that perhaps it`s the scientists that aren`t washing their hands?
I`m not necessarily saying that I am or am not a super hero, but I do occasionally stand with my hands on my hips.
There I was, watching a advertisement when a YouTube video rudely interrupts it...
I’m not surprised you’re having problems I had a bad experience with your reality once too.
am feeling lazy......... jst like the guy who desighned the Japannese flag
That horrible moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching…
Im convinced that one day we will all live in the future.
If it doesn’t involve food or sleep, I’m probably not interested.