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If the sprayer in the sink can`t get it off and the dishwasher can`t get it off then I assume it`s just meant to be a part of the pan.
My door is always open. So please feel free to leave.
That son of a b*tch moment when you`re walking around the house with socks on and step on a random wet spot.
So it`s racist to call a team Redskins but it`s okay to call a restaurant Cracker Barrel ?
If you think I hate you ... I probably do.
It only takes one slow walking person in the grocery store to destoroy the illusion that I am a nice person.
Sometimes it would be nice if the world had an off switch.
Did I ever tell you about my old girlfriend? The one with the "Lazy Eye"? I had to break up with her, she was seeing somebody on the side..........................
Please don`t make me choose between you and porn.
When I first went on the pill, I put on some weight. Which proved to be a very effective contraceptive.
Sometimes, even I`m afraid of the things my mind comes up with.
I`m the type of person who will throw away the manual and ponder for 3 hours "where the hell do I start"
Guys be like, "Lets play 21 question." Girl: Ok, what`s your favorite color? Boy: Triangle, so you a virgin?
No Grandma, "sausage fest" is not a new special breakfast at IHOP
Subway only exists because we`re all too damn lazy to throw a sandwich together. "Could you lay meat on that bread for me? Here`s $8."