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I do whatever the little voices tell me to do.
It`s the simple things that make me laugh....mostly you.
If you check Page 4, Paragraph 16, Subsection (d), right after the section on Video Game usage, but before the Book Report Procrastination provision and the No Face Piercings, Ever Amendment , you will that see that I am, in fact, and I quote: "the boss of you."
Laughter is the best medicine but if you are laughing without any reason, I think you need medicine
Can we all just agree to start spelling it "Wensday"?
And now it`s too hot outside to take down the Christmas lights
Zombies and I have a lot in common; we both walk around aimlessly looking for something to eat.
I dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig. It`s not a beautiful poem, but it`s very deep.
I was all ears until you said something that sounded like advice.
New Life Goal: Get a job where people ask me, "You actually get paid for doing this?"
If you`re confident enough, every zoo is a petting zoo.
Never laugh at your wife`s choices. You are one of them :)
Donald Duck, saying screw you to pants since 1934.
Fun thing to do #48: Spice up your food delivery order by ending the call with "And NO cops!"
You can`t run from your problems. unless your fat.