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I would like to remind everyone it`s not the size of the boat... Or the motion of the ocean, but the whether the boat is able to stay in port until all passangers have gotten off.
Telling someone they shouldn`t be sad because others have it worse is like telling someone they shouldn`t be happy because others have it better.
Now that I`m on Facebook, I can finally put that English degree I obtained to some use…
So you think you can study with your facebook activated? That`s cute! ^.^
What happened to all the Sour Patch parents?
"Of course you`re the prettiest girl here, you just need to talk louder" - alcohol
I`m happy, but not "Oprah just told me to look under my chair" happy.
Just found out my daughter`s super power is repeating what I`ve said about others as soon as she meets them.
I have a few skeletons in my closet. But, every single one of them deserved it.
?”Nobody listens to me….” – Yellow traffic light
I know that somewhere in the Universe exists my perfect soul mate, but looking for her is much more difficult than just staying at home and ordering another pizza.
I just read an article about the dangers of drinking that scared the crap out of me. That`s it. No more reading!
I`m super lazy today. Which is like normal lazy but I`m also wearing a cape.
There is a 3-for-2 sale in my local shoe shop. I almost bought myself a new pair of shoes, but couldn`t decide whether to get an extra left or a right one as part of the offer....
All women have an hour glass figure – it’s just that they all tote around different amounts of sand.