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Please don`t wear skinny jeans if you don`t have skinny genes.
I`m going to start carrying fireworks in my car because sometimes my horn just isn`t enough.
Laugh if you will but this night-light has an undefeated record at repelling Boogeymen.
I don`t have ADD. It`s just that everything is more interesting than what I have to get done.
If you`re not procrastinating just a little, you`re not doing Saturday right.
If you’re having second thoughts, you’re two ahead of most people.
I can read Spanish, Chinese, Russian and Italian. As long as it`s written in english.
Have you ever said something and immediately thought “I didn’t know I knew that."
Stop, drop, and roll isn`t just an effective fire safety tip, but it is also an interesting way to get out of a boring conversation.
Ate too much salad yesterday so I`m going on an Oreos cleanse today.
"Don`t try this at home"...Okay, i`ll try it at my friend`s house..
I just discovered my oven CAN CLEAN ITSELF! Naturally I will be searching my apartment looking for similar buttons.
I`m so lonely I drive around town with a coffee cup glued to the roof of my car just so people will wave at me.
According to my childhood, 1 out of 3 pigs are excellent builders.
A lot of woman turn into good drivers. So if you`re a good driver, beware of women drivers when their making a turn.