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I thought about going outside and doing something today but my Wi-Fi really doesn’t reach very far.
Some things get in the way of my happiness, so I ignore them.
"Probiotic" sounds a lot better than "bacteria infested"
This status is dedicated to whatever you’re ignoring in real life to read it.
I`m late on the give thanks every day in November thing... so let me catch up. Days 1-22. I`m thankful for boobs
This post is just for you.
LIKE IF you… walk into a room, forget what you need, walk out, and then remember.
A psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.
We have so much in common. You want to travel and I want you to go.
Just saw a commercial for weight gainer pills. Have the people with this "problem" not heard of pizza and alcohol?
Can`t believe people still say "pot" it`s not the 70s anymore we call it "saucepan" now
If it wasn`t for pizza delivery, you wouldn`t see me shoveling a walkway.
I don`t know why you are complaining about your appearance, your personality is even worse.
My dad use to take me to the circus to see the clowns, freakshows and the bearded lady. Now... I can see them anytime shopping at Walmart.
They say love is in every corner… Then my life must be a freakin’ circle.