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According to a recent study 52% of women have used vibrators....I`m guessing the other 48% have new ones?
Why don’t television shows say, “You will be delighted to know that this program contains strong sexual content?”
Doctor told me I need glasses. So I`m having several tonite.
Me:"I had a dream about you." Girlfriend:"Awwwwww." Me:"Yeah, you died."
Hey ladies, you know that feeling you get when you roll over & realize you made a horrible mistake? I could give that to you every day.
As if " cray cray" wasn`t irritating enough, people have started shortening it to " cray"....that`s just stu stu
Note to Self: In future interviews, don`t say "Safe in your strong arms" when the employer asks where I see myself in 5 years.
When the only light in your world is suddenly gone …it’s time to recharge your phone.
I found that 99% of the time, when I`m not listening, just saying "that`s some bullshi*t" makes them happy.
"User Friendly" is just another way of saying stupid.......
This post was going to be really funny but I didn`t write it down because I was totally sure I`d remember it.
Always love a woman for her personality. They have like 10, so you can choose.
I`m sorry. . . I didn`t mean to stare. . . it`s just that I have never seen stupid of this magnitude up close before
I wish all my freckles would just mix into a tan.
If something`s worth doing, it`s worth doing rihgt.