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feels like getting some work done ... so I am sitting down until the feeling passes.
You can`t fix STUPID, but you can Numb it with a 2x4.
If your house doesn`t have house numbers on it, you need to address that situation.
In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is strength. In water there is bacteria. You decide.
Junk food would be a lot easier to avoid if it actually tasted like junk.
Home is where you can say anything you want, because nobody listens to you anyway.
Miley Cyrus and Justin Beiber were both answers on Jeopardy tonight. The end is near........
If I would have known there would be a Facebook, I would have written "f*ck off forever" instead of "keep in touch" in your yearbook.
The heat index is somewhere between OMG and WTF!
Debate?.....isn`t that what you use to catch "The Fish" ?
I don`t care how old I am, if I go out to eat and there are crayons and paper place mats with puzzles...GAME ON!!
I went outside once. The graphics were amazing but the gameplay and storyline were TERRIBLE.
Man, just think how crazy Gollum goes on the 5th day of Christmas.
Thanksgiving: "Let`s give thanks for the stuff we have." Black Friday: "Ok, let`s get all new stuff."
Why eat a carrot when you can just as easily not eat a carrot?