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Sometimes, late at night in the market..i switch up all the color tubes in the hair dye kits.
A lot of you lose your sh!t and have some pretty epic, public meltdowns. I just wanted to say thanks.
If you like someone, pretend they`re a charger and you`re an iPhone on 1%. Run to them. Grab them. Plug them in. Wait, I lost the metaphor.
Beauty comes in all shapes & sizes. Small, large, circle, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings.
sometimes i look at people and think really, thats the sperm that won.
Sarcasm and orgasm. Two things most people don`t get. Those who do are smiling right now.
List of things I’ve accomplished today: 1. Accomplishments List
I wonder how long I`d be on hold if my call wasn`t important to them.
We have so much in common. You want to travel and I want you to go.
On the 12th day of Christmas my FB gave to me- 12 dudes I`m blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted Barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, fiiiivvvvee drama queeeennss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends a-pokin and a creep who wont stop Inboxing meee... ;)
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.”
You know you`re married when you find her sexier with clothes on.
It`s time for all of us to admit the "endorphin rush" you get after exercise is just an overwhelming sense of relief it`s over
Only a fool trips on what`s behind him.
What idiot named them jet skis instead of boatercycles