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There are no limits to what you can accomplish when you are suppose to be doing something else.
Two knives taped together are not a suitable alternative to scissors.
Famous people could rob banks wearing masks of themselves and they`d never get caught.
It may not look like it, but I`m actually very handsome.
I`ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.
If you`re going take a bathroom picture, at least clean it off. I can`t see anything through all the toothpaste.
If you haven`t used your fingers to "expand" a picture in a Magazine today, well then you`re not me.
Life Rule #17: Always hold out your hand when someone is counting money in front of you, ...just incase.
If you work Security in a Samsung store does that make you a Guardian of the Galaxy?
My friends had a surprise party for me last night, well I called it a surprise party they called it an intervention.
Iām taking care of my procrastination issues; just you wait and see.
Studies show that people who want tribal tattoos are directly related to living under a rock
Yes... I repost. Isn`t that kinda the point? Spread the love and shit? Mostly shit... But that`s your fault...
My medic alert bracelet warns first responders that I kiss back during CPR
I`m a little Stressed right now ... Just turn around and leave quietly and no one gets hurt.