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I enjoy long walks on the beach and that thing you just did with that banana.
I`ve reached that time of day between "coffee wearing off" and "murdering my co-worker."
Sleep feels the way pizza tastes.
And now it`s too hot outside to take down the Christmas lights
It’s my favorite time of the day: How long can I stare directly at my monitor and do absolutely nothing o’clock.
Exercise? I thought you said "extra fries".
Spiderman`s Spidey sense is just really spot on anxiety.
Still waiting for a criminal on Law and Order to say,,, "Hey,, Aren`t you Ice-T?"
Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child
I am now convinced that the homeless people have all of the shopping carts that do not have the wobbly wheels.
Just heard about this teacher who had sex with her student. Another reason I won`t send my dog to obedience school
My brain has too many tabs open.
Thank you, true crime show, for saying that was a reenactment. I was pretty upset your camera person didn`t stop that murder.
I think I may be getting harder to love.
Dear whoever ate my fries while I was in the ball pit at McDonalds... Not funny, grow up.