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I’m crazy but not “LeBron is better than Jordan” crazy.
Decided to make a life altering decision today.... When I think of it I`ll let you know
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
So if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the “Jags” and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the “Bucs,” what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
Nothing f*cks up your Friday like realizing that it’s only Thursday.
Can someone`s face be a pet peeve?
Are you one of those people that get hurt from things posted on Facebook? You can easily avoid that by keeping your a$$ off of Facebook.
I am not looking for a one night stand, 2 hours will be plenty enough.
If I`m not in bed by 11PM, then I go home.
Go ahead, judge me. Wait, let me get my bat first. Alright, I`m ready now.
Tried to make a stew and accidentally summoned a demon again.
The best government job has to be assigning names to secret operations.
I have nothing!
Women and children first because men deserve a little quiet time before the ship sinks.
Pretty impressed at petrol station today, as i was filling up, i heard woman with truck at next pump say is that Vin Diesel, I smiled, then realised she meant Van Diesel :-/