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I`m just a few smartphone apps away from never having to talk to anyone again.
Vodka is the answer...but I can`t remember the question.
Just made a bunch of money by standing outside a party and charging $3 to enter ... I don`t even know who`s party it was!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall (he also had a pretty good summer too).
There are a thousand better ways to spend your time and yet here you are with me.
Relax, we`re all crazy. It`s not a competition.
Texting totally changes your perception of how long stoplights are.
Just Failed my Health and Saftey Test.The question was,"What steps would u take,in case of a fire?!"Big f*cking ones"was the wrong answer.
FACEBOOK STORY: Add as friend – Approve -> Write something on wall -Intro – Everyday chatting – Ask number phone – Messaging – Calling – Meeting – Express love – Make relationship status – Hangout – Misunderstanding – Fight – Break up – Unfriend – Block !THE END
Jack daniel was found dead by johnie walker at castle strt under savanna tree,captain morgan believed dat he was killed by strongbow.his 4cuzns said that he was best in j&b club at knights...
I like to follow random families around Disneyland for a day and just be in the background of all their photos.
Congratulations India on successfully orbiting a probe around Mars. I assume you`ll be opening call centers on the red planet and using fake Martian names now?
Today is opposite day. Wait...if today is opposite day and I say that it is opposite day that means today isn`t opposite day. If it isn`t opposite day then how cAn I say today is opposite dAy? I`m so confused -.-
It`s always darkest before the dawn. So if you`re going steal your neighbor`s newspaper that`s be the time to do it.
I`m making a list of regrets. Just to be sure I`m accurate, how do you spell your name again?