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Insomnia is very common. Try not to lose any sleep over it.
Apparently I pack an apple in my 5 year old`s lunch so it can get out of the house for a few hours.
I heard lots of bongo noises coming from my loft last night. It sounded very Drum Attic.
Today one of my colleague told...... Buddy let get into serious studies... exams are on our heads.... And then both of us continued to chat with other people on fb for hours
My 83 year old neighbor got pulled over for speeding. She told the cop she had to hurry before she forgot where she was going.
I’m sick of closing out every job interview with “I was young. I needed the money.”
Happy third birthday to the tartar sauce in my fridge.
My train of thought is loco, no motive.
The easiest way to keep a secret is without help
The only thing worse than a male chauvinistic pig is a woman that won’t do as she is told
I went for a 6 mile run tonight. The police are getting in much better shape these days.
I`m going to be the first person to land on the sun! I know what your thinking and thats why I will be going at night.
YouTube is so addicting, I click on a music video and next thing you know I`m watching how to make ice cream.
I was born at a very early age.
Nice tan, what`s your race? Carrot?