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Some days are just not meant to be productive.
I hate it when people beg for likes, like if you agree?
It`s just a mater of time before bathrooms will eventually be called Selfie Rooms
Your secrets are safe with me, because I probably wasn’t listening to begin with.
I think ugly people have children just to prove to everyone they had sex.
No matter how little I do in a day. I always feel like I could have done less.
There are two reasons I would never drink toilet water. Number 1 and number 2.
I`d fight a bear for you. Well, not a grizzly or a brown bear. But maybe like a care bear. I`d fight one of those sonsabitches for you.
My wife woke up with a HUGE smile on her face this morning. I love sharpies.
Home: Where I can look ugly and enjoy it.
They call them heated seats because rear defroster was already taken
I`d care more about your feelings if they came with a toy and chicken nuggets.
Asian gangs, also known as study groups...
If I eat healthy today then I can have one piece of candy as a reward. If I eat unhealthy, then I can have the whole bag.
I feel that being a smarta$$ is my duty. The pay sucks, but the work is very rewarding.