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I`ll drink enough for both of us, because I`m just a caring person.
I miss the good old days when we blamed Marilyn Manson for all our problems.
Is it called NASCAR because that’s the way a hillbilly pronounces “nice car?”
Remember way back when the only thing that was annoying on your feed were game requests?
These police take Hide and Seek really seriously.
If you’re a size 0 we shouldn’t be able to see you.
A leaf blower, but for people.
A psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.
When one door closes and another one opens, it`s time to pack up and leave because your house is clearly haunted.
I`m fat, but I blame my dog for not exercising me enough.
It turns out that playing strip solitaire isn`t nearly as much fun as playing strip poker. Especially at work...
Lord please give me the strength not to go all Dexter on this mother f%#*er ... Amen
I wonder if New York people find it weird to watch their own city being destroyed in Hollywood movies so many times..!!
Does anybody know how to disable the autocorrect feature on my wife ?
I eat my corn on the cob like an old-school typewriter. This is how the 80`s cartoons taught me to do it as a kid.