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United States is where moms get a day and shark get a whole week.
Imagine how frustrating it would be if Tic-Tacs were individually wrapped
There`s no time like the present to make a positive change in your life ... or to take a nice nap
It`s weird how we are all here because of boners
Being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body!
Be honest, you haven’t even walked a mile in your own shoes.
The only way I know if I’ve bought enough beer is if my car thinks I have a passenger.
I peed so hard that a little laugh came out
Coffee`s a great way to fool yourself into believing you`re going to have a productive day.
Haters gunna hate,potatoes gunna patate!!
The secret to happiness is a good sense of humor and a bad memory.
I would lose weight, but I hate losing..
why would anyone want a baby? It`s just another thing you have to clean
Garage sales are the gateway drug to Walmart.
Why is it always the same person getting in your way from start to checkout at the grocery store?