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Hendrix didn`t need to twerk on stage. He performed the old fashioned way, relying only on his musical talents and near lethal doses of LSD.
To be truthful from deep down ... I don`t believe that paper beats rock.
Ever talk to someone so stupid they make you squint?
My dream job would be the Karma delivery service
Most kids today wont understand the joy of playing with the telephone cord.
Men would be way more excited about cleaning if spray bottles made a laser noise.
A German boy pushed his brother off a cliff. He then turned to his mother and said "Look Mom! No Hans!"
Redneck Term Of Thee Day-Wisdom: "Mah bruther had him some kidney stones, but he wisdom out!"
I SOOOOO wanted Kim and Kayne to name their daughter Wild Wild...
It`s been discovered that 1% of the population is allergic to Gluten. The other 99% are sick and tired of hearing about it......
POLITICS; from `poly` meaning `many and `Tics` meaning blood-sucking creatures. Just sayin`
For the record, giving someone the creeps for Christmas is technically not a gift.
Sometimes when it rains I go outside with a cocktail umbrella and pretend I`m a Giant.
I dont care how you live your life, so just let me live mine. Yeah whatever.
You know it`s been a good night when you wake up and see bite marks on the walls...