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Taco Bell is donating burritos to feed firefighters in Colorado. Talk about putting gas on the fire,
The self-checkout line was a miracle for the condom industry.
Perhaps your whole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others
Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing Happy Birthday to you.
I wish the guy who made the vacuum cord would chat with the guys that make phone chargers.
I`ve been running as fast as I can, but I still can`t catch my breath.
Baby gates are parents` way of saying "this area is locked until you’ve gained more experience."
Here`s a joke for all you mind readers...
Always finish your beer. There`s sober kids in Africa.
Whenever someone says they did something, "like a boss", I assume that means they didn’t do it at all and are merely taking credit for it.
Good for you, people that do things.
My parents never asked me to run away from home, but there were many unexplained one way tickets.
What`s the hold up on making extremely heavy shoes for toddlers so they can`t run around so much?
If booze isn`t the answer, then your question sucks.
No need to drive me crazy. I can walk from here.