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why earn money when it comes easier when you just ask
"They Dared Me To" should be a legitimate excuse in a Court of Law.
I`ll tell you what a woman wants. She wants you to drag her to the bedroom, toss her down, and do the dishes and laundry while she takes a nap.
You know it`s good advice, when your still confused afterwards.
What do you call a dog with no hind legs? Dragon Balls.
Convincing my dog I really threw the ball is the closest I’ll ever get to being a magician.
It`s not really stalking if you don`t catch me doing it.
I was told that I had an alcohol problem, but I think me and Captain Morgan have it figured out..
I should be asleep, but there are a lot of things I should be.
After spending the last week stealing cars and killing people I just found out GTA had missions.
A new day : the possibilities, endless. the funds, insufficient.
"Has anybody ever seen a chicken fly? No? Good, there`s nothing wrong with ya"
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
Well if you didn`t want me to fall in love with you, why did you tell me you had nachos?
My friend is showing me her new vegan handbag. I know vegans can be annoying, but should we really be making accessories out of them?