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I make one mistake and my pharmacist now adds "by mouth" on the prescription label.
Finally 21 and now legally able to do things which i have been doing since 15….
When I`m in a bathroom stall, please don`t yell "Oh my God oh my God there`s a guy in here!" Respect my privacy.
Today`s Facebook forecast: Partly boring, increased drama, and a really good chance of bullsh*t.
Someday, somewhere, somehow I’m going to do something.
I can`t tell if I`m really nice but secretly an a$$hole or an a$$hole but secretly really nice.
Awww, look. My middle finger likes you!
Your giving me the silent treatment??? FKN FINALLY!!
If being lazy paid, damn dude I must be a billionaire.
I would unblock you but then I`d be admitting I`d made a mistake and that`s just not my thing.
You’re one of those women that my mom warned me about…Here’s my number.
Whoever convinces blind people that they need sunglasses,, is one heck of a salesman....
To the guy who invented Zero: Thanks for nothing!
Life is short, Smile while you still have teeth.
We could learn a lot from bees. Organization, productivity, community sacrifice, stinging people who annoy us.......