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Urban Dictionary: Helping white folks figure out if they`re getting insulted or complimented daily.
That awkward moment when there`s not a single awkward moment
Superman wears his underwear outside his pants and he`s a "hero". But I do, and I`m "weird", "creepy" and "never invited over again."
If I could have dinner with anyone alive or dead I would just have two dinners.
According to my neighbor`s rooster, it`s 5am now. Also according to my neighbor`s rooster, we`re having fried chicken for dinner tomorrow.
My neighbors wifi isn`t working. Do you think they are aware and are trying to fix it, or should I go let them know?
Donald Trump`s hair saw its shadow. We have six more weeks of protesting.
Jodi Arias dating O J Simpson now that would be a hell of a relationship
eHarmony should be more like Amazon “customers who slept with Tina172 also slept with LuvinLife_83, TaintMisbehavin, and Cat_Lover03?.
Why did the Fresh Prince have to take a cab anyways? How sh!tty was that family that no one would pick him up from the airport?
"Well, now I see how you came up with the word `Microsoft`." -Melinda Gates (on their wedding night)
My walk of shame is putting back the 9 boxes of assorted cereals that my wife found in the grocery cart.
Thank God I still have a few days left to achieve my goal of “going to the gym in 2014.”
Hey, people who don`t drive *exactly* like I do. Get off the road!
Are you still bored? Head over to Walmart, take a box of condoms to the checkout clerk, and ask where the fitting room is.