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The worst part about looking for a job is if you`re successful, you end up with a job.
Damn your Hott!...........................Freaking Sun! lmao =P
Night people could take over the world if we weren’t so busy finding something good on TV.
Who`s up for some curling in my driveway?
I`m getting really tired of being really tired of stuff.
I watch so many crime shows on Tv, that when I turn off the Tv set, I wipe my fingerprints 0ff the remote.
One day you will meet someone so amazing in every way who will want absolutely nothing to do with you.
From now on, all of my posts will be written in Morgan Freeman`s voice. Please re-read this one to make sure it`s working.
It doesn`t take much to make a woman happy, but it takes even less to make her mad.
I think my problem is that I have really fantastic bad ideas...
Don`t judge me for things I did a few seconds ago, I`ve changed since then.
I just threw a piece of food on the floor of my cubicle. Totally forgot my dog doesn`t work here.
im so hungry, im farting fresh air
I`m thinking one of us should probably break the news to the phone book makers that there`s this thing called Google now
I get very competitive at "All You Can Eat Buffets."