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If you can`t think of a word, say "I forget the English word for it". That way people will think you`re bilingual instead of an idiot.
My next pet is going to be named "Peeve."
I wish more people would give me the silent treatment.
We always say that our elders are wise, because of their years of experience. But you know what? ... Stupid people get old too.
Debate?.....isn`t that what you use to catch "The Fish" ?
Get ahead of myself. Sometimes I
A lot of guys get married just because they`re hungry.
I can’t believe that all these “single ladies in my area” want to meet me, must be due to all the “free Ipads” I’ve been winning.
Today I am thankful for my family....and this 5th of vodka that helps me deal with them.
This is not meant for you. Look away. STOP LOOKING AT IT! :)
Why Couldn`t Snoop Dogg & Dr.Dre Get On The Bus ... Because They Forgot 50 Cent
If you recieve something that says,”Send it to all your friends” , then please don`t consider me as your friend.
She calls it cuddling. I call it strategic body placement for the war of the covers that is about to take place.
I got my panties all in a bunch ... You know those Wal Mart 10 pack cotton bundles.
Is it just me, or did anyone else wake up on the SEXY side of the bed this morning?