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That awkward moment when You accidentally hit the LIKE button During Facebook stalking.
Why are people sad when potatoes can be cooked in like 200 ways?
What if in like 30 years they made a film about Leonardo DiCraprio and how he never won an Oscar…and the actor who played him got an Oscar.
The doctors say im going to be ok. I must warn you the dyson ball cleaner has a very misleading name.
Just had workplace violence training. It`s like HR doesn`t even care about the first rule of fight club.
I have Beer.
My wife made me coffee this morning & winked at me when she handed me the cup. I`ve never been more scared of a drink in all my life.
Have you seen that new golf ball that will automatically go in the hole if it comes within 4in of it. DO NOT carry it in your back pocket!
Nobody cares what you`re gonna do in 2015. Now post some nudes.
"The more the merrier": My excuse for extra food.
My body is by no means a temple but it can be one heck of a amusement park ride...
I love the gym this time of year. The newbies make me look like a Victoria Secret model.
The awkward moment when you realise you’re wrong in an argument, but you keep arguing anyway.
If you are the one who stole my computer yesterday, please disregard the folder labeled, "Nature photographs." Thanks.
This movie has "adult content"? So, they`re gonna complain about back pains and setting up a 401k?