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Why I don’t like people: 1% logical reasons. 99% just because.
What number SPF blocks people?
I like restaurants because the people have to be nice and feed you.
My left buttcheek fell asleep. I`m Half-assing everything I do for the next ten minutes.
Changing a whole text message just because you didn`t know how to spell one word?
Saw someone try and park a car for about 10 minutes. I didn’t see the person so I’m not going to assume what gender she was.
Sad Fact- Boobie traps seldom involve boobies.
I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept
The internet is just another location for people to be wrong about things.
If he uses an iPhone 5 in Taken 3 he`s going to be spending half the movie charging it.
Do you think we like to sing in the shower because we all love a good soap opera?
What happens in Vegas stays on Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, Vine, and medical records.
I Don`t Care If you Don`t Like Me .. Iam Not A Facebook Status :D
I need a bank to do two things for me: give me a loan and leave me alone
I bet guys that work at strip clubs are "hard" workers...