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Sawing a hole in the bottom of a table to steal someone`s cake is way harder than it looks on cartoons.
Some people are training as complainers like it is a competitive sport
April Fools Day has been cancelled this year.
Do the spectators at golf tournaments know they don`t have to be there
It`s a good thing Taylor Swift and Adele aren`t dating. Imagine if they broke up.
If you can read this please let me know – because it means I blocked the wrong person.
I`m afraid of a world run by adults who were never spanked as kids and got trophies just for participating.
QVC has agreed to purchase the Home Shopping Network for around $2 Billion...OR just 100,250,627 easy payments of $19.95!
Life…it’s just an “F” in lie.
I`ve finally decided to do something about my weight. Lie.
Moses had the first tablet with cloud connectivity.
Sleep is just a symptom of caffeine deprivation.
If Shakespeare is correct and "all the world is a stage" then I seriously would like to be in control of that trap door.
Having kids puts a new perspective on life.
You find it offensive?... I find it funny.... That`s why I`m happier than you