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There’s a wild side to EVERY innocent face.
Be the reason someone smiles today. Or the reason they drink. You choose your own adventure.
I’m sorry, your photo is so confusing. You’re gonna need to hashtag every detail of it for me so I can grasp what’s going on here.
I wish I could write `` I Miss You `` on a rock and throw it at your face, so you can know how much it HURTS to miss you
Almost considered doing something with my life, but then I sat down and logged into Facebook.
No pornhub I do not want to share this video with my friends & family on Facebook
So another day has come and gone and I still haven`t used algebra
To the untrained eye, I`m quite handsome.
Sometimes people try to expose what`s wrong with you, because they can`t handle what`s right about you.
God created the world in 7 days but took 9 months to create me. So clearly I’m a big deal...
The only thing worse than sitting on a cold toilet seat is sitting on a warm one.
Girlfriend: No, you hang up... Me: (click)
99% of people in this world are stupid, luckily I`m in the other 2%
If you never jumped from sofa to sofa as a kid to avoid the lava, then you missed out on childhood.
Look!!! I am always here for you no matter what,OK? unless there is something good on tv or I`m eating pie