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FYI: The signs that say "Falling Rocks"....I tried it.....it doesn`t.
I hate when its dark and my brain is like “Hey you know what we haven’t thought of in a while?” Monsters.
You say stalker. I say unpaid private investigator.
New kitchen game: `Fridge and Cupboard Tetris`- Putting the possibility of being pummeled by a food avalanche on a whole new level of adventure.
You make me want to be a drunker person
What idiot named them nostrils instead of scent vents?
The next time the creepy guy at the bar asks you "Why aren`t you smiling?" simply reply, "I don`t smile while I fart."
Do the other settings on the washer actually do anything?
If someone asks for advice, just tell em to follow their heart. No idea what that sh!t means but at least they`re not talking to you anymore
Here`s a list of things I need you to accomplish without any resources to do them with. -management
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
Do you women realize how silly you all look with your clothes on?
Dating tip: Men always remember the woman who vomited on them.
I failed my driver`s test. For the question "What do you do at a Red Light?" I said "Text and check Facebook."
Will someone please tell ugly girls with small boobs that their opioion doesnt really matter.