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Honesty is the best policy, unless you`re trying to return something that you`ve already worn.
Watching a funny movie after watching a scary one too try to reduce the risk of nightmares.
Next time a skinny bitch calls herself fat… I’m gonna agree with her.
People who wait 4 hours to reply to my text with "lol" should be shot.
I have a bad habit of laughing at inappropriate moments.
Hey people who buy bottled water for their dogs, can I have some money?
I wear a ski mask to bed so if there`s a home invasion the intruder will think I`m part of the team.
"This isn`t my first rodeo" -Guy at his second rodeo
Haters gunna hate,potatoes gunna patate!!
At this point Washington DC is basically just an elaborate promotional stunt for Grand Theft Auto V.
At what age is it appropriate to tell my friends that they`re imaginary?
When people say they work like a dog, I look at mine and think they must mean they just lay around all day and poop wherever they feel like.
Single, means never having to say you`re sorry.
When I was little I didn`t care about things like what to wear, my parents dressed me. Looking back at some of my old pictures, it`s obvious that my parents didn`t care either.
Finally got this fire hydrant open, but there was like, the opposite of fire inside