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this website used to be full of funny statuses. Then the 8-year olds came in.
Why does `beans` only mean secret when it`s "Don`t spill the beans?" Why can`t I say I have a dirty little beans to tell you?
My 2017 resolution is to stop thinking so much about the future.
If someone posts a picture of their kid on Facebook making a stupid face, I like to comment with, "Oh, NOW I see the resemblance!"
At the end of the day, life should ask us, Do you want to save the changes?
Always finish your beer. There`s sober kids in Africa.
A fun thing to do is take a group picture at a party. Then leave & print it at Walgreens. Buy a frame, go back to party, & place it on the mantel at the party.
The dollar store needs to go ahead and open up a few gas stations.
The decline of civilization started when they stopped putting toys in boxes of cereal.
Recent survey asked people in the U.S if there are too many immigrants: 17% said yes, 83% said Lo siento, no hablan Inglés
C`mon Netflix, we both know I`m watching the next episode. Just go ahead and start it.
Good friends do not let you do stupid things….. alone :)
Who ever invented the knock knock joke should get the no bell prize.
I like to walk by a chick in slow motion so she thinks i`m the one
I saw a guy walking 4 dogs this morning and thought, Wow!.. That guy must be really blind.