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If you have a problem with me please write it nicely on a piece of paper, put it in an envelope, fold it and shove it up your a$$
All I`m saying is, China could have a much better relationship with the West if they shared their dragons with us. But, whatever, be that way.
I`d hate to be a dragon .....I`d get so pissed tryin to blow out my birthday candles.
when i have children im going to make them watch 2012 and tell them i survived all of that.
I wish I could have the Price Is Right audience around whenever I’m making important life decisions.
I`m afraid of a world run by adults who were never spanked as kids and got trophies just for participating.
I can almost always tell if a movie doesn`t use Real dinosaurs.
Seen it all, done it all, can´t remember most of it.
"Nothing there? Better bark at it." - my dog
Beautiful people are more beautiful when surrounded by ugly people
If the best things in life really are free, why am I still getting charged at the liquor store? I call bullshit
I`m broker than the Tooth Fairy in a house full of Meth addicts.
If by "crunches" you mean the sound potato chips make when you chew them, then yes, I do crunches.
You know you`ve reached adulthood when your bed is in the middle of the wall instead of in the corner.
Don`t worry about walking a mile in my shows. Try a day thinking in head.