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My password is SupermanHulkThorGoku, that`s the strongest password I can think of.
Looks like I won`t be updating my status today...
If I could have sex with anyone, living or dead, I`d probably pick living.
I love to do housework in the nude. Unfortunately for the neighbours, today I`m roofing.
I had to leave the bowling alley right in the middle of the game. I didn`t have time to spare.
Christmas came early this year! My neighbor just upgraded our internet speed... I mean his internet speed. Or whatever...
[the instructor clearly frustrated with me on first day of veterinary school] "It doesn`t matter if its a dog, it`s still called a cat scan"
I want a firsthand test of the "mo money, mo problems" hypothesis.
Some people think I say inappropriate things...I perfer to think of it as being f*cking honest.
I wonder if there are birds that prefer not to sing in the morning and that just roll around in their nests until noon.
Why are Doctors so afraid of apples?
What does envelope 1 of 3 on my credit card bill mean?
what I hate about technology is that even my book ran out of batteries
Kids maybe a gift..... But I like playing with the box it came in.
If I lived everyday like it was my last, the body count would be staggering.