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If you raise your children, you spoil your grandkids. If you spoil your children, you raise your grandkids.
I want my next girl to be crazy but more "Lets have sex in public" crazy rather than "I throw hot coffee in your face" crazy.
Ideal roommate: Someone not smart enough to know they are paying 80% of the rent.
Maybe the reason Uncle Phil hated Will was because the first thing Will gave him was a $3700 cab ride bill from Philly to Bel-Air.
I remember, once upon a time... for about 2 seconds... about 13 years ago... I almost gave a damn.
If you think your having a bad day ... You could be digging your own grave at gun point and find buried treasure.
My wife thinks I`m at work. My boss thinks I`m home sick. These ducks think I`m awesome because I have the bread.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
If at first you don`t succeed then you`re a loser...
I would unblock you but then I`d be admitting I`d made a mistake and that`s just not my thing.
I used to like my neighbors until they changed the password to their wi-fi :)
Iām on a forgotten-name basis with quite a lot of people.
People who argue on their cell phones in public should have to do it on speakerphone so the rest of us can get both sides.
I`m old enough to remember when having a long cord on the home phone was privacy.
is sick and tired and tired of being sick and sick of being tired!