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If you figure me out I want an explanation.
you know....I must be drop dead sexy because....cashiers are always checking me out….
My Memory.....The Second shortest thing I have.
Apparently not checking the mail is not a valid excuse for not paying your bills. The more you know.
Good morning to some...Hello to others...And f*uck you to the rest!!
Pretty much always 3-5 seconds away from just laying down wherever I am.
People say that 60 is the new 40. The cop who pulled me over didn`t agree.
I just met the most interesting man at the laundromat And then I realized that he can`t even afford a washer or a dryer
According to Debrah in HR, "Back up off my balls" is not the proper way to tell someone to wait for assistance.
Boss just announced she is leaving early. What a coincidence. So am I.
You know I feel the frustration that The Skipper endured because there are days that I too am surrounded by Gilligans
A cop just pulled me over and said papers - so I said scissors, I win and drove off.
I got a new marker today that smells like grapes. Thats why I`ve been so quiet.
I wonder if monsters ever get scared that we might be hiding under their bed?
I bought a book on eBay called, "How to scam on eBay". That was 2 months ago, and it`s not arrived yet