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All I`m saying is if guys were meant to make them, they`d be call sandWIZARDS.
Blessed are they who can just read it and move on.
Plumbers should keep busy this week now that No Shave November is over..
I´ll never be old enough to know better.
I failed the emergency broadcast test. My apologies to all the employees I shoved to the ground while screaming
Just a friendly reminder, there are a minimum of three spiders in your room at all times. Goodnight...
Thanks to the popularity of gifs, we are living in the golden age of silent films.
Over 500 channels and not a DAMN THING to watch! I suppose I should subscribe to some of them...
The nice thing about being a guy is your underwear only costs $10 for a 3-pack.
"Lets hang out sometime" -liars.
When you`re a kid, you hate those moments when there is absolutely nothing to do. As an adult, you live for them.
I`m at my most badass when I`m popping a wheelie with a shopping cart.
I may be stupid but im also dumb! :D
I am better off now than I was 4 beers ago...
The best thing about my phone screen shattering is that it now matches my dreams and aspirations.