Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
If it walks like a duck and it looks like a duck, the chances are she`s practising for her next selfie
It`s a beautiful day, think I`ll skip my meds and stir things up a bit.
What happens on online stays online, forever and ever.
It doesn`t matter how old you are, If you hear the ice cream truck jingle you jump out the window for that sh!t.
If you’re getting dirty looks because your baby is crying loudly on a plane, start crying even louder and everyone will avoid eye contact
Same sex marriage? Heck, I know couples who would be happy with a SOME sex marriage
The coolest tourist attraction in the world is the Sistine Chapel, because it`s full of ceiling fans.
I just assume I do everything wrong since I don`t have a wife to confirm it.
I`m just saying a sarcasm font could go a loooong way!
Have you ever wondered about the look on someone`s face if you hide under their bed and grab their foot in the middle of the night? Just something to think about.....goodnight!
Birds do it. Bees do it. Heck, even fleas do it. Let`s do it! Let`s live in a homeless man`s beard!
My husband picks fights with me like he doesn`t even value half of all his assets.
Know what? If they had Neosporin back in 1931, that nasty scar on Frankenstein`s forehead would have been far less noticeable.
Trojan should be sponsoring Teen Mom. That show is the best advertisement for why you should always wear condoms.
Women and children first because men deserve a little quiet time before the ship sinks.