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Apparently I`m the only one that wants to drink beer at this intervention.
I`m in therapy to learn how to deal with people who should be in therapy
When a girl tells you she has a nipple piercing, the correct response is always "I don`t believe you."
I would rather have a bad day of fishing then a good day of work.
I always advise people never to give advice.
Before Google, I averaged 220 Snapple bottles before I found the answer.
I hate it when people rub things in my face... unless it`s two boobs.
everyone is BEAUTIFUL in there own way--your just to UGLY to see that
Facebook is not so bad once you block your family and friends.
If women would start naming their periods like hurricanes it would be alot easier for us men to remember which argument you are referring to.
I have company coming, does a spork go on the right or left side?
It`d be nice if the married people would leave some of the single people for the rest of the single people.
Mom: Some scary old lady keeps FaceTiming me. Me: Mom, turn your camera around and she’ll go away.
Did you hear about the homeless guy that tried selling me meth?.... Yeah it was Bumcrack.
So apparently RSVP-ing to a wedding invite with "Maybe next time" wasn`t the best response. Who knew?