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How to make a Vodka Christmas cake. . (Made mine this morning!!!!) 1 cup sugar, 1 tsp. baking powder, 1 cup water, 1 tsp. salt , 1 cup brown sugar, Lemon juice, 4 large eggs, Nuts, 1......bottle Vodka, 2 cups dried fruit. Sample a cup of Vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Vodka again to be... sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to
My boss says I intimidate the other employees, so I just stared at him until he apologized
Boss: You`re on another break already? Me: No. This is the same one you saw me on an hour ago.
Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
Hardest question in a relationship, "What do you feel like eating?"
wishes life would hand me lemons especially today.. that way I`d have something to throw at the people that are pissing me off
Nothing makes you feel more insignificant than still having 85% battery at noon.
Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing & they live for 150 years. Lesson learned
"Safely remove USB." Who does that?
Ladies, when it comes to doggy style.....I`m behind you 100%
How do nudist clean their glasses?
A friend of mine asked if I was coming to her wedding. I said no, I`ll catch the next one. She`s mad at me now.
Miley Cyrus is not unique. I have been having full body spasms and licking random objects for decades.
A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.
When I was little I didn`t care about things like what to wear, my parents dressed me. Looking back at some of my old pictures, it`s obvious that my parents didn`t care either.