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This time change has me all messed up. Driving with my hands at 11 and 3 is hard
You know what`s more miraculous than a video with a million view but no dislikes on YouTube? The detention sheet empty for my class.
Everyone wants you to "be honest" until you tell them how much they suck.
just read a list of "the 100 things to do before you die." I´m pretty surprised "yell for help" wasn´t one of them.
Despite the old saying, "Don`t take your troubles to bed", many women still sleep with their husbands.
If jail isn`t supposed to be fun, why do they get bunk beds?
2015 and still no thieves interested in my identity.
I just saw a bus that you would look amazing under.
Thanksgiving advice: Sit at the kids table for as many years as possible.
I think instead of doing laundry I`m just going to buy a second hamper...
If you see a girl or guy post pictures of their cat you know they`re single.
I remember the days when I could refer to my knees as right and left. Now I refer to them as the good and bad knee.
People in sleeping bags are the soft tacos of the bear world.
I like to Party! ... and by Party I mean take Naps
You know, rumor has it that the Mona Lisa may have been the first selfie.