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I need to find a way to be asleep but still get all my work done.
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
Hunting is easier for vegans because it’s easier to sneak up on plants.
Does it count as saving someone`s life if you just refrain from killing them?
There`s no easy way to tell someone you lost their kid in a high stakes game of duck duck goose.
I love facebook... It`s the only place where I can talk to a wall and not look like an idiot...
I could be a morning person if morning happened after 11.
I wonder what I did in a previous life to get reincarnated as me...
U still drunk from last night or did u get a new buzz going this morning.
Sometimes Google should just come back with a message that says “trust me, you don’t want to know.”
Been there, done that. allegedly
Sorry I`m late, I didnt want to come
It’s not weird to talk to yourself, it’s just weird when someone else hears you talking to yourself.
Im convinced that one day we will all live in the future.
<-- Is my name! Isn`t it awesome!?