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So tell me, does it hurt to be so full of sh!t?
Life was much simpler when we could play a friendly game of Red Rover and just clothesline the people we didn’t like.
Hey, if anyone needs help raising their kids, come talk to me. I`ve been one for 30 some years now.
I wouldn`t mind being alone with my thoughts, if I didn`t know them all so well.
If it hurts when you pee, urine trouble.
"Don`t make me regret this." -things I think when accepting a friend request.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m coming to your house with a facking baseball bat.
Why is it called cliffhanger and not
Please: No,No.No-More about how you think relationships should be: we`ve got it , Your Single,,- get off facebook and go take your own expert advise...
Junk food would be a lot easier to avoid if it actually tasted like junk.
I don`t have ADD. It`s just that everything is more interesting than what I have to get done.
My life is a result of "it seemed like a good idea at the time."
It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married, right?
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but this is just gardening facts.
Paperclips: The staple for people with commitment issues.