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why earn money when it comes easier when you just ask
I hit a parked car today so naturally I left a note. It said "Die, Decepticons! Die!"
I`m not allowed to have any energy drinks until all the cat`s hair grows back.
Let`s talk about how fabulous u think I am.
They say love is more important than money. I`d like to see them go and try to pay their bills with a hug.
Have some fun with your life...call in sick to places you dont even work at.
You`d think my neighbors could have the decency to ignore me back.
When I was a kid, I used to sing, `A, B, C,D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P`
You just don’t see enough people being taken away in straight jackets anymore.
Does everyone have that one dumb ass that finds you on Facebook and will not give up? Repeated friend requests, inbox messages, and follows my pages. It is driving me nuts. I understand at some point I will have to give in, but just because I am married to her doesn`t mean I have to like her, right?
I was an atheist, until I realized I was a sex god.
The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself"...and spiders. Oh, and ticks and nuclear war and getting laid off and losing your eye sight and...
Why aren’t mustaches called mouth brows?
A world without Facebook would be much more productive.
has a Massive drinking problem ... there is no alcohol in the house!