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My wife even says "NO" in her sleep. The force is strong with this one.
I never got the expression "complete idiot". Is there an Incomplete version?
Our office just got a new conference table. It sleeps 20.
The way my kids act at Walmart, it`s just a matter of time before the security camera footage is a hit reality show!
A new study suggests that a future study will completely contradict this study.
you have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting
You’re really not as bad as people say. You’re much, much worse.
We get it poets: things are like other things
What do people mean "get ready for bed"? I am ALWAYS ready for bed.
Stop saying I`m hard to shop for. Surely you know where the liquor store is
People who have more than 10 items in the express line… We see you and we are judging you.
The girls who don’t get a rose on The Bachelor should automatically get a cat.
I wish college was 5 easy payments of $19.99
when in Rome get naked ;)
Losing weight is not working for me, so I`m concentrating on getting taller.