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In Store Special - "You`re My One and Only" Valentine`s Day cards... 4 for $5...
According to the squirrel riding a unicycle in my kitchen, I may have taken too much sleep medication.......
There is no such thing as a dirty mind. Just a sense of humor with adult content.
I assume people with dark tinted windows pick their nose more aggressively than the rest of us.
Holding up score cards during sex is not acceptable, apparently.
I bet acting like azzholes on the Internet all day wasn`t where most of us visioned our lives to be right now.
"I`m not drunk" - Biggest Friday Night Lie.
Only a few years ago, the average parents had four children. Nowadays, the average child has four parents.
How do you get in touch with the models in the pictures that come with the frame? I have an out of control, elaborate lie I need help with.
You`re single? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. Yea me too.
25% of of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness. The other 75% are running around untreated.
I`m not anti-social I`m just pro leave me the f*ck alone.
Before I lose my phone, end up naked, drunk and/or possibly arrested, I would like to wish you all a Happy Independence Day.
I love facebook because it helps me remember what I did the night before when I blacked out.
Single Awareness Day ..... it`s a S.A.D. day