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The awkward moment when you’re running and your boobs are bouncing …. and you’re a guy.
Good thing girls started uploading pictures next to a pool with the caption "Summer is finally here!" or we wouldn`t have known it`s summer.
My neighbors got so weird when I asked how many bodies they thought were buried in their yard. I meant roughly, not like an exact number.
So, I bought a wok to cook healthy food and I have to say, these french fries don`t taste any different.
I had the urge to clean my place today so I laid down until the urge went away.
Want the truth? Just ask a kid.
Please don`t post pictures of cats on my FB wall. I am allergic.
Is it just me or doesn`t anyone disappear in the Bermuda triangle anymore?
I like to pee on car windows in subzero weather, happy scraping
We all have faults. It`s just that mine are better than yours.
My therapist says I am too preoccupied by vengeance.... We`ll see about that.
Dear penis, thanks for not bleeding once a month. Sincerely, every man ever.
If you want to bribe me food and beer works.
Dating Tip: Find a partner with a compatible phone charger.
The only time I’ve passionately knocked everything off a table was when I was trying to make room for a pizza.