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people live & people die, but in the the end we still get high.. so if in life you dont succeed, F*CK it All & smoke some WEED ?
It doesn´t matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more alcohol.
Im not sure Im comfortable with the fact that there is now a bunch of people in white coats furiously scribbling notes behind a big glass window while im talking to my therapist. Im suppose to just "ignore" them.
God is creative... I mean look at me??
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn`t much, but the reception was excellent.
People are making Rapture jokes like there`s no tomorrow.....
Textaphrenia – thinking you’ve heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.
Dating a single mother.... It`s like continuing from somebody else`s saved game.
It’s a good job Apple isn’t in charge of New Year. We’d all be expecting 2015 and get 2014S instead.
"Never go to bed angry" is the worst advice ever. I haven`t slept in a week!
"Hi, I`m here to ruin your life" - Social media
Christmas time always make me blue :-(( and then red, then green, then oh wow.. presents...
I wish I was Robinson Cruso. Coz, I can have `Friday` everyday :) TGIF guys..cheers ;)
Birth control pills should really be made for men. It makes more sense to unload a gun than to shoot a bulletproof vest.
A friend suggested I see a therapist but the truth is, I like being f*cked up.