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You know what’s huge in Japan? ..Sumo wrestlers. ;)
Women`s magazines are so funny. 1: You`re beautiful and perfect just the way you are! 2: How to lose 20 pounds in 10 days.
Synonym: Word used in place of the one you can`t spell.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she`s been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
I wish I was as fat as the first time I thought I was fat.
That feeling you get when you meet someone named dick....
99.9% of lol’s are lies.
Silence is Golden, unless you`re married.. Then Silence is Suspicious.
Yes, Facebook says we`re `friends` but, trust me, I wouldn`t hesitate to punch you in the face.
I have very poor ninja skills when it comes to staring at cleavage.
This debate episode has to be the craziest Celebrity Apprentice I`ve ever seen!
If he only wants you for your breasts, legs, and thighs; Send him to KFC by SIMO
Life is like a bowl of soup; you only get blown if you’re hot.
I just need someone to feed me and tell me I’m pretty.
The Spanish version of the Subway jingle “65.63 Peso 0.3 meter largo” isn’t quite as catchy…