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The only "B" word you should call a woman is "beautiful"... B!tches love being called beautiful.
Scott Baio is not a part of the Presidential transition team. I’m really disappointed that Charles is not in Charge of anything.
Me: spends 12 hours comparing teams before completing NCAA bracket, loses $50. GF: Spends 5 minutes picking teams with "cute" mascot names, wins $1000.
You know what’s huge in Japan? ..Sumo wrestlers. ;)
I still water my dead plants every 3 months. Just in case...
Behind every great women is a man checking out her a$$
Lol at birds that walk places.
is wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of "liking" my own comment? Of course I like my own comments. I´m awesome..
If you`re really really quiet, you can hear yourself doing the world a favor.
Don`t think I didn`t notice that you deleted your status when no one Liked it.
Free middle fingers for everyone!!!
According to WebMD I have déjà vu... but not only that, I also have déjà vu according to WebMD.
Every Facebook photo album could be titled either "Envy Me!" or "Pity Me!"
When my dog sniffs another dog’s poop I can only assume that it’s their equivalent to checking a friend’s facebook page.
Now that cell phones are becoming more and more waterproof, pretty soon it will be okay to push people into pools again...